1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,020 (rock music playing ) 4 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:43,860 Liberate me, liberate me 5 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:49,140 Liberate me, liberate me... 6 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,260 Around the sun 7 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,860 On the run 8 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:01,260 Nothing can stop me... 9 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,196 - ( loud kissing ) - Man: You've got your whole life 10 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:04,429 - ahead of you. - Woman: Yeah. 11 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,660 - People you are still gonna meet. - Woman: I know. 12 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:09,140 Whole college experience still in front of you. 13 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:16,060 - Woman: Mmm, you're right. - Mmm. 14 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,420 Woman: You promise you're gonna write and call me? 15 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,740 Hogan! Man, what the hell are you doing? 16 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,980 - They're already on the Ds. - ( Hogan groans ) 17 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:26,300 - Mm-hmm. Shit. - Mmm. 18 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,100 Hello, Professor Goodbey. 19 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,900 - ( Moans ) - Come on. 20 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:32,620 We gotta go. 21 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,700 Gladys, I'm never gonna forget you. 22 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,700 - You're so hot. - No no no. 23 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,100 All right. Sorry. 24 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,557 - I love you. - I love you, Gladys. 25 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,940 Man over P.A.: Rebecca Gephardt. 26 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,420 Indigo Goldstein. 27 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,780 Thank you very much, sir. 28 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,660 Liberate me... 29 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,780 Dag Griffiths. 30 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,660 Well done. 31 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:59,660 - Hi! - Hey. 32 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,620 - Oh, lip gloss. - Man: Chris Grizma, magna cum laude. 33 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,220 ( Whispering ) Hey, where were you? 34 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,509 We were supposed to take pictures before the ceremony! 35 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:09,580 - Moffy Gurner. - I know. Uh... um... 36 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:12,260 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 37 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,220 - Cindy Guilley. - Here. 38 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,860 Open it and put it on. 39 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:19,140 Oh my God. That is so sweet, Spence. 40 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,900 - Man: Rebecca Hartowicz. - Oh. 41 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,420 - Oh... - Man: Hello, Rebecca. 42 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,660 Let me see it. ( gasps ) 43 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,540 - Oh... - That's nice. 44 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,340 Fuck off, Hogan! 45 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:33,700 - Marshall Hogan lll. - That is my name. I must go. 46 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,756 Shit, I think I caught my dress. Did I rip something? 47 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,740 - ( Flatulence ) - Oh. 48 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,060 You're such an ingrate, Hogan! 49 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:42,380 Spencey, please meet me in the quad 50 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:44,980 after the ceremony for pictures with my family, okay? 51 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:47,860 This is the photo that will define us for the rest of our lives... 52 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,980 Where we met and fell in love. 53 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,020 - ( Chuckles ) - ( giggles ) 54 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:56,140 Spencer Holmes, with honors. 55 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:58,700 Okay, I'll see you there. I love you. 56 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,060 Mmm... 57 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,060 ( moans ) 58 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,100 Congratulations. 59 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:17,820 Ladies and gentlemen, meet our business class graduates. 60 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,420 ( Sighs ) It's just not the same as standing in the quad 61 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,660 - in our cap and gown. - Oh, I'm sorry, 62 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,700 - but I had to take Hogan home. - Mmm. 63 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,020 You know he has a problem dumping in public bathrooms. 64 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,517 - Nice image, thanks. - Okay, look. 65 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,140 We have a photo in front of my childhood tree house 66 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,820 I built when I was nine. Isn't that good enough? 67 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:50,260 - It's just not the same. - ( sighs ) 68 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,900 - Let's go get a drink. - Okay. 69 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:55,780 - ( Sighs ) - ( sighs ) 70 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,740 Hey, can I get a beer 71 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,900 and a shot of tequila and a... 72 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,140 A thumb in the ass for my girlfriend? 73 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,180 Look, all our problems revolve 74 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:13,020 around your geriatric-loving loser creep of a friend. 75 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,916 And as soon as you outgrow him, the sooner you'll be 76 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:18,620 - to reaching your potential. - Just enough with Hogan, please. 77 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,860 No. No, Spencey. If you spend the rest of your life 78 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,860 associating yourself with that vermin, 79 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:24,700 you will become that vermin. 80 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,740 Spencey... hey, I love you, 81 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,700 I just want what's best for you. 82 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:30,620 - I love you too. You know... - Mmm... 83 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,700 ( woman laughing ) 84 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,740 Oh my God. I'll be right back. 85 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,780 Just so you know, he will not be in our wedding. 86 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:44,740 ( laughing ) 87 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,700 What is that young man doing out there with Edith? 88 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,540 I never saw anybody dance like that. 89 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:52,580 Hey, are you sure they're dancing? 90 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,220 If they're not, he owes me some fucking money! 91 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,460 - Hogan, what the hell are you doing? - Spence! 92 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:02,220 - I'd like you to meet Edith Birnbaum. - Spence! 93 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:06,460 Hello. Marshall here says I'm the hottest chick at the party. 94 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,700 - What do you think? - Yeah. 95 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,460 - Whoo! - Hogan, I'm sorry. 96 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,380 - I gotta borrow him for one minute. - Ooh. 97 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:15,020 - One second, we'll be right back. - What? 98 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,876 Do you really think it's wise to get all grindy 99 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,620 with our future boss's wife? 100 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,460 Dude, she is so fucking fine and you know it! 101 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,276 Look at that little tush. Look at her tushy. 102 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:26,620 - I don't understand you. - Hey, how's the graduation boy doing? 103 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,540 Hey, all right. 104 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,196 Hey, thanks... thanks for the party, Dad. 105 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,220 Yeah, my pleasure, son. My pleasure. 106 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,300 Yeah, Dad, thank you. You really outdid yourself. 107 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:37,636 Just remember to mention Stan Birnbaum in your speech today. 108 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:39,460 The guy never leaves his frigging hospital. 109 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,916 He came out for your graduation because he believes in you, son. 110 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,356 We'll get you at Yale Law in no time. 111 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,300 Stan, it's my boy right here! Here he is! 112 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:49,140 Stan. Nobody is more connected to Yale Law than Stan Birnbaum. 113 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:51,620 Thank you for putting in a good word for me, by the way. 114 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,740 Mrs. Holmes is responsible for that, Marshall. 115 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,900 Maybe you should talk to her. 116 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,020 - Don't forget, Spence. - ( stomach grumbles ) 117 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,900 ( Burps ) 118 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,900 Guess I lost that bet we had two years ago. 119 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:07,100 - What... what bet? - I bet you wouldn't graduate. 120 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:09,220 Oh, yeah? Oh. 121 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,340 - Okay. - Now I have to show you my tits. 122 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:14,780 - Really? That's so great! - Mm-hmm. 123 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,540 - Excuse me. - Do you wanna touch them? 124 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:19,060 Yes. Oh! 125 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,500 Hi, sweet... oh, hello. Who's this pretty thing? 126 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:22,820 Casey Dixon. 127 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,460 Oh, aren't you just the most charming girl? 128 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,660 It's nice to see you two getting along so well. 129 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,580 Spencey, cake in 10 minutes. 130 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:33,100 Thanks, Mom. Ahem, excuse me. 131 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,820 - Where's Hogan? - Uh... 132 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:41,020 I don't know. 133 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,700 - ( Feedback ) - Thank you all for being here today. 134 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,500 First, I'd like to take this opportunity 135 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,220 to thank my parents for all the love and support they've given me. 136 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,980 - I couldn't be more blessed. - ( applauding ) 137 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,620 I would also like to thank my girlfriend Amanda 138 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,980 - for all the lov... - Oh. Whoo-hoo! 139 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:02,620 - ( laughs ) - I'll begin work next week 140 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,660 at Birnbaum, Arthur, Hollace, Craft and Steel. 141 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,940 Uh, that's Birnbaum, Hollace, 142 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,260 - Arthur, Craft and Steel. - ( laughing ) 143 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,420 I'm sorry. I should probably learn that. 144 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,900 In any case, I am very grateful to you, Mr. Birnbaum, 145 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,780 and I look forward to working for you and learning a great deal. 146 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,380 - ( Edith moaning ) - What can I say? 147 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:24,380 - I'm a very lucky man. - ( wood groans ) 148 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,300 - ( Screams ) - ( all gasp ) 149 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,660 - Amanda: Eww. - ( murmuring ) 150 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:37,660 - Woman: Oh my God. - Man: Busted. 151 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,260 Uh... 152 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:42,620 - Sorry. - ( clamoring ) 153 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,540 ( Pants ) 154 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,900 - Well... - You okay? 155 00:07:57,980 --> 00:08:01,180 ...I don't think I ever actually begged a man before today. 156 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:03,060 Well, what did Mr. Birnbaum say? 157 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:07,580 ( Choked ) I'm sorry, Spence, but, uh... 158 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,660 he will no longer require your services at his firm. 159 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,740 ( Sighs ) 160 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:16,220 What about me? Would he require my services? 161 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:20,620 ( Yelling ) 162 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,500 Dad! Dad. 163 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:29,220 - ( Mrs. Holmes sighs ) - ( grunts ) 164 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,380 You know what, Dad? It's okay, I got accepted into Baker. 165 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,916 - Maybe I should... - Mr. Holmes: Nonsense! 166 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,340 No one's heard of Baker! 167 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,780 We are gonna solve this one. 168 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:45,020 - Mm-hmm. - There's a man at the club. 169 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,860 - Oh. - Barry Stack is his name. 170 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,660 - He's an 18-holer, fine man. - Uh-huh. Oh... Oh! 171 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,180 A Yalie and he's head of the biggest divorce firm in LA. 172 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:54,700 - See? - Not as connected as Birnbaum, 173 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:57,420 but that's okay. I'll make a call on your behalf. 174 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,900 - Spence: Thanks, Dad. - Yeah. 175 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:02,700 What about Marshall? 176 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,820 Well, he's practically family, Fred. 177 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,036 And I'm sure he's very sorry for what happened, aren't you, dear? 178 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:11,500 Yes, I am. I really... I truly am, ma'am... Mom. 179 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,820 Come on, Dad. Give him another chance. 180 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,100 - Fine. - Spence: Yes. 181 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:22,020 - Oh. - Fine fine fine. If he screws this up, 182 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,556 - he's our punter this month. - No problem. 183 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:27,860 And for you, son, I would be disappointed beyond repair. 184 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,820 - ( Stomach rumbling ) - ( burping ) 185 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,740 - Spence: Dad. - Oh! 186 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,820 Excuse me. 187 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,900 - Yes, sir. - Oh... 188 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,620 ( woman giggles ) 189 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:50,500 ( Sighs ) I'll try Mr. Stack again, all right? 190 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,660 Oh, nice. 191 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:57,020 Oh... nice. 192 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,660 Beautiful. 193 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,060 Good. Good good good. 194 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,356 Woman over intercom: Mr. Stack, your interview is here. 195 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,100 I'm coming. 196 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,020 - He'll be right out. - Thank you. 197 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,540 Thanks. 198 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:13,540 You look so... refreshing today. 199 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:15,820 And the flower is a very sweet touch. 200 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,140 You look lovely. 201 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,380 Stop. 202 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,460 ( Grunts ) 203 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,460 Oh! 204 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:34,220 You're so fucking good-looking. 205 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:39,580 ( Grunts ) Ahh. 206 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,500 ( Snorting ) 207 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:51,780 - What was that? - I don't know. 208 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,220 - ( Club thunks ) - ( metal clangs ) 209 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,740 - ( Woman screams ) - ( panting ) 210 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,580 Why the hell are you two just sitting there? 211 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,900 Us? 212 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,300 - Did you pass the bar yet? - Haven't been to law school yet, sir. 213 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,540 "Oh, we haven't been to law school yet, sir." 214 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,380 So you're just a couple of shit turds. 215 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,740 - Excuse me? - Yes, sir, we are. 216 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,780 - Do you shit turds wanna work here? - Both: Yes, sir. 217 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,500 Well, then, why am I... 218 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:28,980 looking for my ball and you're just sitting in there?! 219 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,660 And you! 220 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:37,220 Those plants... They need dusting. 221 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,340 - Plants? - Uh, dusting? 222 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,780 Good. Good good good. 223 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:45,700 You're hired, you're hired, you're all fucking hired! 224 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,956 - ( Archibald laughing ) - Woman: He forgets sometimes 225 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:50,260 he hired me over 15 years ago. 226 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,060 Oh. 227 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:55,380 - Is that Mr. Stack? - Oh, no. That was Mr. Archibald. 228 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:58,780 But don't worry, he has hiring and firing privileges too. 229 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,460 I'll show you where we keep the plant maintenance kit. 230 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,340 Don't they have plant maintenance people for stuff like that? 231 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,660 Oops. They only come once a week. 232 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:10,060 Mr. Archibald likes it done twice. 233 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:13,140 It's okay. Once you make partner 234 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,100 you won't have to do it anymore. 235 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,956 Woman over radio: Good morning, Angelenos. 236 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,276 - ( Clock beeping ) - It's gonna be a hot, 237 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,675 muggy one out there today, busting up to the century mark. 238 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,860 And on to the news. The stock market is up 12 points 239 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:29,660 and, in sports, the LA Cougars won the WABA Championship 240 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,580 - by 16 points. - ( meows ) 241 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:34,620 And in entertainment news, it says here a '60s sex symbol... 242 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,940 - ( beeping continues ) - Spence, would you get that? 243 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,564 ...on Pacific Coast Highway. That's right, that's what it says. 244 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,540 ( Grunts ) 245 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,620 You bar-flunking freak! 246 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,940 Where in the hell did you get these numbers? 247 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,900 I don't know. 248 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,300 ( Whispers ) It's that Karl guy. 249 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,220 ( Whispering ) You know what I heard? 250 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:59,100 The poor bastard fucks the file cabinets to blow off steam. 251 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,660 You butt-licker! 252 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:05,820 What part of your maggot-rotten brain shit out these numbers? 253 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,500 - Well, obviously, I made a mistake. - Well, obviously. 254 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,460 And now Sarah Tucker's alimony is on the line! 255 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,700 Better fix it... Best piece of ass I've ever had. 256 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,660 - ( licks ) - Did you hear that? 257 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,940 The best piece of ass he's ever had. 258 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,980 Who brought you in here, anyway? 259 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:25,340 Well, my Uncle William is a good friend of Mr. Conrad. 260 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,900 Well, that's not gonna save you when you flunk the bar next month, 261 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,900 because next month you're gonna be good and fired. 262 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,740 - I hope not. - Good and fired! 263 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:39,945 Karl, do you need to use the bathroom or did you already shit in your pants? 264 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,796 I might have dripped a little, but, umm... 265 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,500 It wasn't a real question, you taint-licking hemorrhoid. 266 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:51,100 - ( Crying ) - These guys are fuckers. 267 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:56,260 I gotta go get the file boxes. 268 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,100 Loosen up, would you? 269 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,780 ( Whimpering loudly ) 270 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:09,540 ( Ballad playing ) 271 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,100 Hi. 272 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,060 ( Gasps ) 273 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,260 - Are you gay? - What? 274 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,260 No. 275 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,820 No... 276 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,780 Whoa, big fella. Down. 277 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,404 It's not polite to point in the office. 278 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,500 Gonna plant that mushroom? 279 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,420 A little young for me, but... Oh, for you... 280 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,220 ( chuckles ) 281 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,580 I have... I have to get the file boxes. 282 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,700 - Okay. - Okay. Take care of some business 283 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,500 - while you're in there. - Okay. 284 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,340 I'm gonna push out a little turtle head. 285 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,116 - I'll meet you back in there. - All right. 286 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,300 Hey hey hey! You two... shit-turd guys... 287 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:06,140 Get in here and get the jelly out of my toes. 288 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,020 - Uh... - Mmm, mmm. 289 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,700 I want you to really get in there... Under the nail. 290 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,620 And give us a nice trim while you're down there. 291 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,300 ( Phone beeps ) 292 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,796 Stack: What's going on with Doreen Wyes? 293 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:23,020 - I gave you that lead a week ago. - I'm on it, I'm sending an employee 294 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,020 over to Formosa Wednesday at 6:00, 295 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,580 'cause that's where her husband meets his girlfriend. 296 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,900 Stack: Took you a fucking week to figure that out?! 297 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,500 There was some confusion about which restaurant. 298 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,380 Whatever. Send someone fucking good this time. 299 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,420 ( Phone beeps ) 300 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,340 - Ouch! - Sorry. Sorry. 301 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,780 I... I didn't know this was part of your body. 302 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,020 ( Retches ) 303 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,260 Oh, that's good, that's good. That's good, that's good. 304 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,460 Oh... ( chuckles ) 305 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,900 Uh, anything else, sir? 306 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,100 Yeah yeah, there is. 307 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:02,380 I got to this little piece of dried-up shit turd 308 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,180 that needs to be pulled out of my ass. 309 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,020 Come on. ( laughing ) 310 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,660 I'm kidding you! 311 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,660 - Get out. - ( retches ) 312 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,900 Dude, these lawyers... 313 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,860 ( chuckles ) are a bunch of sweaty jackals, 314 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,500 feeding off of the weak and sick 315 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,460 and injured little gazelles and shit. 316 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:32,460 I mean, do you really want one of these... scavengers 317 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:35,260 - referring you to Yale? - Right now, 318 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,340 it's the best contact I have, 319 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:41,180 but there's no reason you should stay here. 320 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,180 Where the hell am I gonna go? 321 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,660 Go wherever you want. 322 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:49,980 Spence, now you know I can't stand 323 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,700 anyone that isn't a hot older woman or you. 324 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,180 - ( Chuckles ) - So wherever you go, I follow. 325 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,300 This may sound a little weak, lame, 326 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,660 - even a little gay to some people... - Yeah. 327 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:02,020 ...but fuck it. I know what I like. 328 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,700 - Hogan. - All right. 329 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,300 Let's get you in Yale. 330 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,900 Archibald: Karl! 331 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,900 Out of my office, butt-licker! 332 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,420 Hey, shit turd! 333 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,580 Grab your shit-turd friend and get in here. 334 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,540 ( laughing ) 335 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,540 Hogan! 336 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,460 Hey! 337 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,700 Silver BMW 535... It's in the parking lot 338 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,940 in the golf club in Bel Air. Here's the license plate. 339 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,380 Find it and slash the tires. 340 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,700 Go. Now. 341 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,580 Isn't that illegal? 342 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,540 ( laughs ) 343 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,540 Okay. No, I know that it's illegal, 344 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,780 but why would you want us to do something illegal? 345 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,020 Hogan: My guess would be 346 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,500 that the driver has an afternoon court appearance 347 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,460 that if he were to miss 348 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,060 would cause him to severely fall out of favor with the judge, 349 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,300 considering that it's probably over custody 350 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,180 or some sticky issue like that. The judge will look more favorably 351 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:30,860 on the party that is actually in the courtroom standing in front of him. 352 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,380 Very good, shit-turd's friend. 353 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,100 Now, when you're done with that, you deliver these papers to my wife. 354 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,660 She's at some bake sale with her girlfriends. 355 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,396 The address is on the envelope. Tell her she can have her divorce 356 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,700 as long as she understands that she's now... 357 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,100 totally fucked. Tell her that... 358 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,580 - Verbatim. - Yes, sir. 359 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,740 You're still here. Why? 360 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,980 Dude, these guys make so much fucking bank here. 361 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,460 - Wow. - I'm quitting my job. 362 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,420 Man: Hey, assholes. 363 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,820 I've been rotting here for five minutes. 364 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,340 I don't wanna put you out or anything, but do you mind fetching my car?! 365 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,300 ( Slavic accent ) "Studman." Studman! 366 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,220 Of course, we help you. 367 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,180 - I run for studs. - ( whispers ) What do we do? 368 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,476 ( Whispers ) I don't know. A couple of things feel good to me. 369 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,380 Okay, I go fast for you now. 370 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,500 A couple jerk-off valet parkers. 371 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,460 So listen, I changed at the country club 372 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,580 and I'll be in court within the hour. 373 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,620 What the fuck are you looking at? 374 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,300 Que? 375 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,060 Just some valet puke giving me the stinkeye. 376 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,700 Guy's a moron. 377 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,620 So listen, wrap up the Chicago deal, let's get to Vegas. 378 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,620 Yeah, I've got the four tee times and strippers lined up. 379 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,340 No, I'm not bringing my wife. What are you talking about? 380 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,356 She starting to take me to the cleaners in this divorce. 381 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,476 No, I'm thinking of taking that cute little court reporter 382 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,459 from the Stony case. She was pretty good orally, 383 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,196 - but I tell you... - ( car tires screeching ) 384 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,660 ...she had a snatch the size of the Lincoln Tunnel. 385 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:08,380 It's like fucking a warm bucket of water. 386 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,420 No, but I'll give you five... 387 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,940 Wha... what the fuck? 388 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,060 ( Normal voice ) It's a little sticky 389 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,020 coming out of second, but other than that... 390 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,580 I'm gonna kick your face in! 391 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,780 Hogan, holy shit, man! Come on, let's go! 392 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,700 - Come on, go go go go go! - Ah! 393 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,860 You son of a bitch! 394 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,540 That was crazy, Hogan. 395 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,340 I think maybe you took that one a little too far, huh? 396 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,860 ( Slavic accent ) What? You have job, you do it right. 397 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,340 - Okay. - Huh? 398 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,980 This is it. 399 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,780 Whoa. 400 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,940 Gotta work on your accent, by the way. 401 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,860 - Really? - It was terrible. 402 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,236 I told you to prepare, you're not... You're not getting prepared. 403 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,676 - Weird, I thought I was pretty good. - You almost blew it. 404 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,220 Hmm. 405 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,220 - Come in. - ( women chatting ) 406 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,620 Woman: I'm sure you will enjoy these. 407 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,860 They come in all different kinds. 408 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,980 They're like Easter eggs. 409 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,700 And it will go with anything you're wearing... 410 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:17,500 or not wearing. 411 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,860 This one, my little darlings, is called "The Fire Alarm." 412 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,220 And trust me, where your orgasms are concerned... 413 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,180 All of you... This one is the four-alarm fire 414 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,220 that you have been begging for. 415 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,900 ( laughs ) Look at it. Isn't it cute? 416 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,580 Feliney metropolitanis. 417 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,740 What? 418 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:37,940 Cougars. Everywhere. 419 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,860 Oh my God, look at the variety. 420 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,700 Oh my, that's a Rolls-Royce, very hard to nab. 421 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,180 ...spankings! 422 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:48,540 There's some Cadillacs, a little bit easier. 423 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,180 Oh my God, a Trans Am. 424 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:53,340 Not exactly my flavor, but definitely has appeal. 425 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,780 Oh my God. My personal favorite, 426 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:59,620 a Silver Fox. Oh, so many possibilities in one sitting. 427 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,780 Down. 428 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,260 Thank you very much. 429 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,660 We'll have some refreshments. 430 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:11,820 Woman: This is a private party, 431 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:15,380 but what can I do for you two hunky hunks? 432 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,580 We are Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan lll, 433 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:23,220 and we're looking for a Daniela Stack. 434 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,540 Woman: And what is this regarding? 435 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,380 Well, we work for her husband and... 436 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,260 he wanted us to... 437 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,860 give her this. 438 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:36,020 Oh. Oh, then you work for my husband too. 439 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,660 I'm Teddy Archibald. 440 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:41,020 - No way. - No way. 441 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,020 So... 442 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,940 what exactly goes on at this sort of party? 443 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,700 Well, we're just looking to spice up our libidos a little bit. 444 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,940 Aha. Yeah, I see. I see. 445 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:54,300 Edith: Marshall! What a pleasant surprise! 446 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,820 Oh, hey. 447 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,180 Oh. 448 00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:00,780 Ladies, meet Marshall Hogan lll. 449 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,660 Our spectacular afternoon together 450 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:06,020 became my inspiration 451 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,540 for finding Lulu here 452 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,860 and her "Art of Pleasure" schooling. 453 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,900 Praise the clitoris, Edith. 454 00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,500 Yes! 455 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,980 I came alive under Mr. Hogan's tutelage, 456 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,820 and my life's mission 457 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,340 is to help you experience 458 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,220 an awakening such as mine. 459 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,620 Aside from handling me so expertly, 460 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,940 he suggested I switch to the Vivelle Dot 461 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,180 hormone replacement therapy. 462 00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,940 And I must say 463 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,940 it's worked wonders. 464 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,900 Wonders! 465 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,460 Whoo! 466 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,180 Marshall. 467 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,580 Perhaps you and your friend 468 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,180 can help us out? 469 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,420 Oh, anything. 470 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,940 Well, maybe... 471 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,980 you could gather a group of your friends 472 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,660 who enjoy doing what you enjoy doing, 473 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:07,580 and we could connect them 474 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:09,740 with my friends 475 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,980 who enjoy doing what I enjoy doing. 476 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,260 Sounds like the cougars need their prey. 477 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,940 Ooh, well said. 478 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,780 We'll be in touch. 479 00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:29,900 Now, ladies, 480 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,100 Lulu will take your orders here. 481 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,460 Grab a clipboard. 482 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,140 Cindy Conrad, 483 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,460 let me formally introduce you 484 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:40,542 to Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan. 485 00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:42,620 To Spence Holmes and Marshall Hogan. 486 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:42,702 They work for the firm. 487 00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:44,660 They work for the firm. 488 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:44,742 Ah. So you know that ass-waxing prick that I'm married to. 489 00:24:44,742 --> 00:24:47,580 Ah. So you know that ass-waxing prick that I'm married to. 490 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:47,662 ( All laugh ) 491 00:24:47,662 --> 00:24:49,420 ( All laugh ) 492 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:49,502 Have you seen Daniela around? 493 00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:51,060 Have you seen Daniela around? 494 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:51,142 They have something for her. 495 00:24:51,142 --> 00:24:53,340 They have something for her. 496 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:53,422 Oh yeah, I dragged her here. She's inside somewhere. 497 00:24:53,422 --> 00:24:55,820 Oh yeah, I dragged her here. She's inside somewhere. 498 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:55,902 Mmm, happy birthday to me. 499 00:24:55,902 --> 00:24:58,620 Mmm, happy birthday to me. 500 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:02,940 If you want, I could give the papers to Daniela. 501 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,780 That's okay, Teddy. I'll take them. 502 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,460 Oops. 503 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,220 I assume he finally signed my divorce papers? 504 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:29,340 Yeah, um... 505 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,980 and he... he also said... 506 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:34,260 He said he wanted us to say... 507 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,740 well, 'cause he wanted to... 508 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,420 Hello, Marshall Hogan lll. 509 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,940 It's nice to see you again. And may I say 510 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,580 you deserve a future of lasting happiness and peace? 511 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,540 And may I also say you've probably never 512 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,380 looked or felt better in your life, 513 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,700 am I right? 514 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:52,300 - ( laughs ) - Daniela Stack, 515 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,020 this is my best friend, Spencer Holmes. 516 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,940 Hi. 517 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,180 Daniela Darren now. 518 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,620 Nice to meet you. 519 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,140 Hi. 520 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:06,260 Hogan: Our job is done here, 521 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:10,700 and we hope to see you again. 522 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,260 I hope so. 523 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:15,140 Hi. 524 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,540 Stop saying hi. 525 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,820 - Hi. - You're dehydrated. 526 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,780 Bye. 527 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,300 Hi. 528 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:38,580 I mean, 529 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,260 she just looked right at me and said, 530 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:44,740 "I hope so." 531 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,740 Oh my God. What am I gonna do? 532 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,260 You know what you're gonna do? 533 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,180 Whatever the fuck you want. 534 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,356 Now, you want to be with this woman, be with this woman. 535 00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,620 Be with her and Amanda, who cares? Be with all of 'em. 536 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,780 Yeah, Stack too. Fuck him... 537 00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,740 good and hard, right up the ass. 538 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,220 Just fuckin' do what you want. 539 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,196 - I tell you what else you're gonna do. - What? 540 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,700 This Edith thing. 541 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,340 Dude, right now my whole life revolves around Yale Law. 542 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,220 I know, and you're going to Yale Law. 543 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,820 Okay, I have no doubt about that. 544 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,540 But that's, like, the future. I'm talking now, 545 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,329 - and you're doing this Edith thing. - What are you talking about? 546 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,820 Edith! 547 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,620 Edith and the cougars! 548 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,500 What? 549 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:25,380 Wait, you want us to charge them to have sex with us? 550 00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:27,060 No. 551 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,860 No. 552 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:33,420 We charge our friends to have sex with them. 553 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,900 - All right. - You see? 554 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,180 Now listen. We start a little country club, okay? 555 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,420 A "Cougar Club," if you will, right? 556 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,100 And we charge membership fees and shit like that. 557 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,260 - Is that legal? - Fuck it... yes! 558 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:46,820 I don't know. Who cares? 559 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,020 I care! I have to. 560 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,100 I, uh, no. 561 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,980 - No no no no no, I can't do it. - Oh... 562 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:56,700 - "Cougar Club." - Oh come, Spence, would you stop 563 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,780 saying no to everything? 564 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,860 Do you not get bored of that? Say "yes." 565 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,820 Yes, 'cause it feels so good. 566 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:08,580 Yes, because you've never taken a risk in your life, my friend. 567 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,860 Yes, because Daniela Darren said, 568 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,060 "I hope so"! 569 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,580 Yes, because Edith Birnbaum fucking demands it. 570 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,980 "Supply us nice, horny cougars 571 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,340 with nice, horny young prey." 572 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,380 Aw, shit. Why can't I ever say yes to you? 573 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:29,020 Because sometimes Spencey says "no" when he means "yes." 574 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,260 Thank you, Mom. 575 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,180 Thanks, Mom. 576 00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:35,380 Okay, well... night. 577 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,380 - Spence: Good night. - Hogan: Good night. 578 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,900 Mmm! 579 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,660 "Because sometimes Spencey says 'no' when he means 'yes."' 580 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,860 - That was a fucking omen. - Okay okay, shut up. 581 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,940 For once in your life, would you do something just for you? 582 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:56,020 Say what you really want to say. 583 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:59,020 How will it work? 584 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,460 Hogan's voice: We'll target 100 guys to start. 585 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:05,540 That first group will pay $500 for the first year to join, 586 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,900 and any members after that will pay $1,000. 587 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:11,620 They'll have direct access of all our cougar-sponsored events. 588 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:15,620 Now that includes access to profiles, phone numbers... whole thing. 589 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,020 And on the women's side, Edith will be out in the wild 590 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:22,180 gathering our hunters, marking them with the gold Cougar Club necklace. 591 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,220 All of our picks will be those who strive to be with 592 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,100 and who embrace the older woman, or the cougar. 593 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:32,380 And finally, we'll save room for our one "must join." 594 00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:36,140 You tell me when, okay? You tell me when! 595 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:39,420 You-you tell me when. 596 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,540 Want a whole dance, do ya? 597 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,620 You want a whole d... 598 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,300 Ahh! You're looking right at me. 599 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:49,940 ( Cabinet squeaking ) 600 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,500 Karl? Karl, Karl. 601 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,820 How long has this disaster been going on, man? 602 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,220 - Too long. - Spence: Mmm. 603 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,500 We're concerned, Karl. 604 00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:05,460 Yeah. And we... We understand your need here. 605 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,780 We do, it's just maybe you and your little plastic friend 606 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:11,100 would like to bang something other than the files? 607 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,220 Like what? 608 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,660 - Like a woman... - Yeah. 609 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:14,900 ...for God's sakes. 610 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,100 ( Snickers ) Yeah right. 611 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,300 Not just any woman... no. 612 00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:22,340 Larry Archibald's woman. 613 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,820 - His mistress? - No, dude, his wife. 614 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,620 We're starting a cougar club 615 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,500 for guys just like you, 616 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:33,180 and we want you to be a member. 617 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,620 You do? 618 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,340 Yeah. 619 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,940 Now, it's 500 bucks to join, 620 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,145 but it's well worth all the access you're gonna have 621 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,060 not only to Archibald's wife, but all the other wives 622 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,156 and the cougar friends they're gonna bring with them. 623 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,580 Yeah, but $500... that's... 624 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:51,620 I mean, God, I... 625 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,780 Okay, you know what? Yes, please. 626 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:57,980 Yes, I'll... yeah, all right. 627 00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:00,020 What's a cougar? 628 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,020 - We'll explain later. - Yeah. 629 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,260 Clean yourself up. We'll explain it to you. 630 00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,580 Here you go. Congratulations. 631 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,180 Thank you. 632 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:15,620 Here you go. 633 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,220 All right, man, welcome to the club. 634 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,740 - Oh thanks. - Whoa, you're hot. 635 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,100 All right, welcome to the club. 636 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,460 All right. 637 00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:35,540 Okay, welcome to Cougar Club. 638 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:37,380 ( All cheer ) 639 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,660 All right, now, all of your credit cards will be swiped 640 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,340 at every event to ensure that all payments 641 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,500 have been received. If they're not, 642 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:49,620 you will have the opportunity to make these payments at the event. 643 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,700 Now, for a little taste 644 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,660 of what your new membership's gonna bring you. 645 00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,220 Mmm! 646 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,660 ( Man grunts ) 647 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,020 Yeah, this little sweetie's name is Ingrid Stone, 648 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:07,300 subcategory: Ferrari. 649 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,500 She's a divorcée, 650 00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:12,380 working at one of LA's finest financial firms, 651 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:16,300 and she enjoys the headrush she gets from a vertical 69. 652 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,860 ( All chuckle ) 653 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:23,740 ( Sighs ) So, gentlemen, 654 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:26,340 let the hunt begin. 655 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,580 ( All cheer ) 656 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,020 ( Dolly moaning ) 657 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:37,380 Hogan: Dolly. 658 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:40,220 - Oh God, oh... - ( Dolly squealing ) 659 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:44,060 - Sorry, Dolly. - Don't fuckin' stop! 660 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:48,940 Hey, shit turd, meet me in my office. 661 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,540 Shouldn't I clean the bathrooms first? 662 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:54,460 Stack: You heard me. Get in here! 663 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:58,820 So why are you working at this firm, 664 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,740 shit turd? 665 00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:03,620 Can you please stop calling me "shit turd"? 666 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,860 Mmm. 667 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,900 Why are you here... 668 00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:11,460 shit turd? 669 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:16,020 I want real-world experience before I attend law school. 670 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,940 Well, most people go straight to law school. Why didn't you? 671 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:22,620 Well, I was accepted to Baker and Anderson Lee... 672 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,180 - Never heard of 'em. - Right right. 673 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,900 And what school weren't you accepted to? 674 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,260 Well, that would be Yale, sir. 675 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,100 Now you see? That one I've heard of. 676 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:34,260 So when I asked you why you were here, 677 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,220 you didn't tell me the truth, did you? 678 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:37,660 Oh. 679 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,940 The truth is you're here 680 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:43,180 because you need me to give you a recommendation letter 681 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,780 to guarantee you acceptance into Yale. 682 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,580 You're here because you're too stupid to get in on your own, 683 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:52,260 and you need me to help do it for you. 684 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:55,860 Now it seems your dear old dad 685 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:59,740 is on his hands and knees ready to blow 686 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,620 to make sure his shit turd of a son gets into Yale. 687 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:07,340 Now what do you think I should tell dear old Dad? 688 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:12,380 I don't know. 689 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,540 Well, I think you should tell him 690 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,620 that you're my bitch. 691 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,580 And maybe if you do everything I tell you, 692 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:23,620 your shit-turd ass might wind up in Yale. 693 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:30,140 Who authorized you to change the locks to my house? 694 00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,660 You did. Read the pre-nup, sugar. 695 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,980 You know I still have my things in there, don't you? 696 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:37,140 Look, if you can't read the pre-nup, 697 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:41,020 why don't you have your lawyer or some hack read it for you? 698 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:43,420 Or if you want to make it easy on yourself, 699 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,300 just stay married to me. 700 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,220 I'd rather be dead. 701 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,940 And by the way, 702 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,620 this box of lingerie... 703 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,500 not mine, 704 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:59,740 you son of a bitch. 705 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,180 ( Stack sniffs ) 706 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:10,780 Don't you have a toilet bowl to lick dry? 707 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:13,140 Yeah. Yup. 708 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,140 - Dolly: Are you okay? - Go. Go. 709 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,740 Go go. 710 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,540 Dolly: What's... what's going on? 711 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,340 ( Car alarm beeps ) 712 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,980 Hey. Hi. 713 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,100 What you did back there was... 714 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,660 was good. It was really good, 715 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:48,180 and I just want you to know that... 716 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,260 if you need a place to stay, 717 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:53,500 you can stay at my house. Let me give you my number. 718 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:56,860 That's very sweet, but I'm staying with a friend. 719 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,100 Nice to see you again, Spence. 720 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,660 Wait wait wait, um... 721 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:05,500 Would it be totally inappropriate to invite you to dinner? 722 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,380 I just don't think I'm ready to see anybody right now. 723 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,260 Thanks for asking. 724 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,180 It's nice to be asked. 725 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:28,580 I just invited her to stay at my parents' house. 726 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:33,260 Wow. What am I doing? 727 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,660 ( Grunts ) 728 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,140 Archibald just called me. 729 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,380 He's screaming for a foot scrub. 730 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,740 - ( Siren wails ) - I told him you'd be right up. 731 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,140 ( Grunts ) 732 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:49,820 And stay away from the wives! 733 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,420 Present, future, uh... past. 734 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,180 Got it, dick hole? 735 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,260 - Come on, Karl. - Karl: Okay. 736 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,380 - Let's go. - All right. 737 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,236 So good, they don't know shit about Cougar Club. 738 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,996 - No, but we gotta be careful. - ( squeals ) 739 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,996 Their antennas are up, all of their antennas are up. 740 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:07,956 - 'Night, boys. - Good night, my little carnation. 741 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,820 Oh! ( giggles ) 742 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,740 Hogan? 743 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,180 Thank you, baby. 744 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,980 Hey. 745 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,660 Is Conrad's wife hot? I don't remember. 746 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:22,660 Yeah, but she's like 38. 747 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,300 Oh. Little young for me. I'll do her anyway, 748 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,740 that way Karl here can do Archibald's wife, 749 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,700 I'll hit Conrad's, you can hit Stack's. 750 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,700 - Cool. - I'm not hitting Stack's wife. 751 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,676 I don't even know what I'm doing with Stack's wife. 752 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,220 - You can do it. - ( car honks ) 753 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,780 Spence: Oh shit. 754 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:39,580 ( Pop music playing ) 755 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:42,660 Hi. Did you lose my number? 756 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,620 - No. - Get in. 757 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:50,020 There you go. See you at home. 758 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,860 ( Growls ) 759 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,180 - Hi. - Hi. 760 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:59,940 - Ah. This is a nice surprise. - Mm-hmm. 761 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:03,740 You are the boys, I'm just a girl 762 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:06,180 We're not the same, we're from different worlds 763 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,380 You think you're smart but you're no fun 764 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:14,180 How hard is it to fall in love? 765 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,100 Boys... 766 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,460 So, why are you avoiding me? 767 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:22,300 I'm... I'm not. I just... Work has been really... 768 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,420 If you have something important to say to me, then just say it. 769 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,580 - ( Turns off music ) - Amanda, I don't. 770 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:31,420 I just... just wanna go in and go to sleep. 771 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:33,700 Fine, let's go in and go to sleep. 772 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:37,500 Can't sleep with you at my parents' house. 773 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,420 That's right. 774 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,620 That's why I think you should move in with me. 775 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,900 Oh, Amanda. 776 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,460 We are ready for that next step, Spencey... 777 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:48,580 Our first apartment. And I'm even willing to cover the rent, 778 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,260 because I know you'll be facing enormous law-school bills 779 00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:54,340 and I know my assistance to you will be paid back to me tenfold 780 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,780 once you're out of law school and we're married! 781 00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:57,900 Wow, Amanda... 782 00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:00,316 It'll be like that movie, "Pay It Forward," with Kevin Spacey. 783 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,900 You'll be Helen Hunt, I'll be Kevin Spacey. 784 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:05,156 Okay, I didn't see that one. Amanda, look, I think we... 785 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:07,780 - Spencey, I love you. - I love you too. 786 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,300 ( Chuckles ) It's just, I'm not... 787 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,820 Shh shh shh shh. 788 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,820 Just think about it. 789 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,140 It's perfect. Okay? 790 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,540 - Kiss. - Okay. 791 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,780 Lip gloss, though. 792 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,620 All right. 793 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,825 ( Gardener whistling "Battle Hymn of the Republic" ) 794 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,620 - ( Sighs ) - ( music blaring ) 795 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:39,300 Four-leaf clover. Agh! 796 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,420 Here we go. 797 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,340 You boys sleep tight. 798 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,340 - Thanks, Mom. - Thanks, Mom. 799 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,260 See, you think Amanda's gonna do shit like this for you? 800 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,900 What are you doing? 801 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,980 What? This is avocado and banana. 802 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,660 You use this stuff, you never go bald. 803 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,860 - Really? - Yup. 804 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,860 - It's tingling. - Is it supposed to? 805 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,020 I don't know. 806 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,060 So, what's the deal again with Mrs. Birnbaum? 807 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,580 Okay, now Edith's gonna get a 10% fee 808 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:08,380 for supplying us with hundreds of hot cougars. 809 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,420 - Totally worth it. - All right. 810 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,460 - Wow. - Did you give her the divorcée files 811 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:13,900 - from the office? - Yes. 812 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,220 And she's totally set up for success. Now, all we need 813 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,660 is one kick-ass party 814 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,460 to get the word-of-mouth we kind of need to expand here. 815 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,900 And I want to go all the way with this Cougar Club thing. 816 00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:26,660 I'm talking Internet, magazines, calendars. 817 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,500 I want to go full-on, nationwide organization. 818 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,436 - It's burning! Burning now! - Man, you should really 819 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:32,700 - just wash that out. - Yes! 820 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,340 - Hoo! - ( shower running ) 821 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:38,060 So, where should our first party be? 822 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,276 Marshall, I just don't know how to thank you for this. 823 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,940 Barnaby's in Manhattan Beach is one of our absolute favorites. 824 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:44,940 Isn't it, Fred? 825 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,780 Oh no, are you kidding me? Thank you 826 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,900 for letting me show my gratitude to you two. 827 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,780 Oh, isn't that sweet, Fred? 828 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,540 - Okay, come on. - ( stomach growling ) 829 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,704 - Hey, what are you guys doing tonight? - Let's go. 830 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,420 Tonight's gonna be a big night actually, 831 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,580 - 'cause we have a meeting of all... - Wow! 832 00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,020 - Might have a few people over... - Oh. 833 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:02,700 ...watch some movies, play some games. 834 00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:05,060 - Naked Marco Polo. - That sounds nice. 835 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:06,876 Well, there are plenty of sodas in the fridge. 836 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,740 - Awesome. - Have a good time. 837 00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:10,620 Thanks, Mom. 838 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,540 Come on, honey. 839 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:16,860 Do you have any idea how much hot cougar ass is gonna be here tonight? 840 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,260 Completely out of control. 841 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,700 All three of the bosses' wives are gonna be represented. 842 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,980 - ( Sighs ) - ( car engine turns over ) 843 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:25,660 - Wow. - Operation Bosses'-wife-Fuck 844 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:27,900 is definitely a go. 845 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,300 Bye-bye! 846 00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:33,900 - Okay, calm down. - Yeah, okay. 847 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,580 - Seriously, calm down. - Man: Roll, bitches! 848 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,180 One two three four 849 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,380 ( rock music playing ) 850 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,420 Loaded cougar motherfuckers! 851 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,380 Comin' atcha... 852 00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:00,100 Teddy Archibald. 853 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,780 Hey, you look ravishing tonight. 854 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:04,820 - Doesn't she, guys? - Well, thank you, Hogan. 855 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,500 Oh, you're so welcome. 856 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,500 Who's your little friend? 857 00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:12,020 Teddy Archibald, I'd like you to meet Karl Dessler. 858 00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,420 Hello, Karl. 859 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:17,580 Hi... ah! 860 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,540 ( laughs ) Hey! 861 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,580 I'm not sure she's even a woman. 862 00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:26,260 Uh, I'm not sure he'll even notice. 863 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:27,580 Mm, you're right. 864 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,300 ( Woman laughing ) 865 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,300 Whoo! 866 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:34,180 Cindy Conrad is here. 867 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,100 Oh. 868 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:38,660 - I remember now, Trans Am. - Uh-huh. 869 00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:41,780 Hogan: Let's go get reacquainted. 870 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,100 Holy shit, she's here. I can't... 871 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,460 Spence, no. Hey, come on. 872 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,820 Don't puss out now. 873 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,780 Oh, Cindy Conrad. 874 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,900 Wow. 875 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,820 - Marshall Hogan. - Hi. 876 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,476 - It's so good to see you again. - Yeah. 877 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,020 Wanna fuck? 878 00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:05,420 ( Gasps ) 879 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:09,700 Okay. 880 00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:12,940 ( Both giggling ) 881 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,540 - Hi, Spence. - Hi. 882 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:26,020 Can I, uh, get you a drink or... 883 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:28,220 anything? Yeah. 884 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,500 Do you mind if I...? 885 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,860 Thanks. 886 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,660 So... 887 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:37,220 how's it going? 888 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:40,580 Never better. He's dating someone he thinks he could marry, 889 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,220 so I'm hearing less from him, which is great. 890 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,180 Can I ask you something? 891 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,140 "Why did I marry him in the first place?" 892 00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,900 No no no, I didn't mean to pry, it's just that... 893 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:53,580 you are too beautiful and smart 894 00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:56,100 and nice to be married to a guy like him. 895 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,780 I won't miss the way you're looking at me right now. 896 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,596 Everyone looks at me that way, even when they hear he's my husband. 897 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:04,420 - I feel bad for you. - Well don't, 898 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,220 because I kinda hate that. 899 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,580 I'm not a victim. I left. 900 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:14,260 Look, Cindy dragged me here tonight, 901 00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:15,940 but it's really not my scene. 902 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,100 I'm not into a meaningless relationship 903 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:21,460 with some guy who wasn't even born before disco. 904 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,180 Excuse me. 905 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:26,100 Wait. 906 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:44,540 Peek-a-boo. 907 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,940 - Trans... - Mmm! 908 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:49,820 ...am. ( giggles ) 909 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,100 Uh-oh. 910 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,780 - Watcha doin' down there? - Hide... 911 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,020 and seek. 912 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,660 ( Sings ) What is she doing? 913 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,140 - She's in there. - ( both laugh ) 914 00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,180 Uh-oh! Can I... 915 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,420 Ow! 916 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,660 Ah! 917 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:13,100 ( Karl pants, yelps ) 918 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:14,860 Sorry about the bed. 919 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:18,140 The... king size is on back order, 920 00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,100 so... 921 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,780 Do you and Hogan share a room? 922 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,380 What? 923 00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:26,580 No. No no no no. 924 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:27,980 Nope. 925 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,500 - Mm. - Mm. 926 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:32,580 ( Karl moaning ) 927 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,460 ( Cindy laughing ) 928 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:45,860 Mm... ow. 929 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:47,740 How do you feel... 930 00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,700 about feet? 931 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,580 Ow. 932 00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:12,020 Mm, oh! 933 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,580 Oh, just... 934 00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:16,540 - it's so hard, just need a minute. - Okay okay. 935 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,820 ( Cindy moaning ) 936 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:25,340 ( Cindy panting ) 937 00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:30,900 Shh shh. 938 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,900 Okay. 939 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:38,140 - No more "shush." - I'm ready. 940 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:41,260 I know, I can feel it. 941 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,980 - Ooh! - Mm. 942 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:45,460 - So young. - Yeah, so young. 943 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:46,660 So young. 944 00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:03,740 ( Teddy moaning ) 945 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,940 Oh yeah! 946 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,340 Take your time! 947 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,260 You know that if you smack my ass, it doesn't move. 948 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:20,100 Yeah. Go ahead. 949 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:21,780 Smack it. 950 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,980 Punch it if you want to. Go ahead. 951 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:27,180 Smack it! Smack it! 952 00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:30,300 - Okay? - Whoo! Ha ha ha! 953 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,500 Wah! 954 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:36,220 Mommy. 955 00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:40,180 Drop your panties to the floor 956 00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:43,300 - Come on... - Wanna do it again? 957 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,180 Drop your panties... 958 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,420 Yep. 959 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,180 Drop your panties to the floor 960 00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,780 To the floor, to the floor 961 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,020 Drop your panties 962 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,140 - Drop your panties... - ( horn honks ) 963 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:05,900 Holy shit. 964 00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,020 It's my parents. 965 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,980 Spencer, you're a 22-year-old man. You're allowed to have sex. 966 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,420 No no, it's not... It's not the sex part. 967 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,740 It's the... the party part. 968 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,780 Holy shit, it's Barry. 969 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,300 - What? - Barry, my ex-husband. 970 00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,620 Your boss! 971 00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:32,420 Fuck! Don't move. 972 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,740 Stay here until I get back. 973 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,500 - Nice place. - Oh, thanks. 974 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:47,420 Mom and Dad are home, and they're with Barry Stack. 975 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500 - Fuck! - Fuck! 976 00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,916 Go outside, make sure everyone stays out of the fuckin' house. 977 00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:53,020 Yeah. Go go go go. 978 00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:56,260 - Go go go go go go! - Come on! 979 00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,980 ( Mutters ) 980 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,900 ( Woman moaning ) 981 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:06,540 Oh, come on. Are you kidding me? 982 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:08,700 Take it outside! 983 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,820 Fred: Okay, here we... come on. 984 00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:13,140 Here we are. 985 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,380 Mom, Dad! Mr. Stack! 986 00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:17,540 Wow, what a surprise. Well, this is great. 987 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,580 Look who we ran into at Barnaby's, huh? 988 00:49:19,660 --> 00:49:21,980 He was at a wedding reception in the outside garden. 989 00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,729 - Oh, it was stunning. - Oh, I see, I see. 990 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:27,580 I thought... I thought you and Mom were gonna spend the night, but...? 991 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:30,380 - Well... - Oh, your dad had a touch of diarrhea. 992 00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,580 So let's... Let's just go sit in the living room. 993 00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:35,340 Uh, the living room, Mom, that's a great idea. 994 00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:39,220 No no, nonsense, nonsense. The living room's for Yale-bred. 995 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:41,180 Men talk in the den. 996 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:43,620 - Hmm? - Mmm. 997 00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,980 Ah! Now we're talking, huh? 998 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,260 Oh... whoa! 999 00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:49,260 Fred: Watch your step there. 1000 00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,580 - Mom: Okay now, Fred, - Yeah? 1001 00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,716 I'm gonna go get you your little orange miracle-worker. 1002 00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,300 Anybody for coffee or bundt cake? 1003 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:57,940 - Fantastic. - You know what, Mom? 1004 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:01,020 Why don't you stay here and I'll go get the coffee... 1005 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,580 Oh honey, no, you sit. 1006 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,340 Honey, Dad and Mr. Stack are gonna talk 1007 00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:06,087 about your recommendation letter to Yale. 1008 00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:08,340 - You stay. - It would be inappropriate 1009 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:11,980 for me to try to influence Mr. Stack directly. 1010 00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:13,580 Fred: No no no, sit sit sit. 1011 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:14,820 Excuse me. 1012 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,860 He's an... impetuous kid, you know? 1013 00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:35,500 - Mo... Mom! - Oh honey! Didn't know you were here. 1014 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:38,300 Sweetheart, would you look in the fridge and get that bundt cake? 1015 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,300 Sure, absolutely. 1016 00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:41,660 - Oh, and a can of whipped cream. - Uh... 1017 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:44,420 - I don't see it. - Really, I know I bought some. 1018 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,540 - ( Can spraying ) - Oh good, you found it. 1019 00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:48,500 I knew I bought that. 1020 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,460 - ( Spraying ) - Honey, is that your tummy? 1021 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,060 Yeah yeah, I think I have a touch of what Dad has. 1022 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,060 Oh, sweetheart, is there burning in your anus? 1023 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,540 Yep yep, just a little bit. 1024 00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,436 Well, maybe you need one of Dad's little orange pills. 1025 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:07,020 Yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna let it pass. 1026 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,020 - You sure? - Yes. 1027 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,860 - That's a good idea. - Well, all right. 1028 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,556 You know where they are. Come on, sweetheart, 1029 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:13,460 follow me with that bundt cake. Let's go. 1030 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:15,196 Yeah, we don't want to keep them waiting. 1031 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,660 I know. 1032 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,620 ( Whispering ) Get the fuck out of here! 1033 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,300 - Gesundheit. - Thank you. 1034 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:23,260 ( Music playing ) 1035 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,300 - Here we go. - Ah, here. 1036 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:28,020 - ( laughs ) - All right. 1037 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:30,020 Yeah, beautiful beautiful. 1038 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,980 - ( Water splashes outside ) - Oh. 1039 00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:35,900 Wow. Hogan's got a hell of a Marco Polo game going on. 1040 00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,660 Marco Polo... It's still popular, isn't it? 1041 00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:40,660 You sit... you sit there, honey. 1042 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,420 So Barry was telling me there that... 1043 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,580 you are quite the ambitious, hard-working employee. 1044 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,700 And you've got quite the aptitude for the law. 1045 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,820 - That... that's great, Spence. - Yeah. 1046 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,660 - Here you go, Barry. - Thanks, Mr. Stack. 1047 00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:55,780 - Yeah. - ( belches ) 1048 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:57,100 - Oh. - ( stomach growling ) 1049 00:51:57,180 --> 00:52:00,340 Oh, that sounds like it's really deep in your cavity, honey. 1050 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:03,300 - Just give me the pill, honey. - Ooh. 1051 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,420 ( Music playing ) 1052 00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:13,900 - ( Whispering ) What are you doing? - I'm in Cougar Club. 1053 00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,516 Right, and rule number one of Cougar Club 1054 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,156 is you don't fucking talk about Cougar Club! 1055 00:52:17,180 --> 00:52:18,820 Now take her back to your place. 1056 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:22,940 All the beauty in the world 1057 00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:25,060 All the beauty in the world... 1058 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:39,420 - ( all laughing ) - I'm so glad that we... 1059 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,980 - Hi! - Amanda. 1060 00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,716 - Where were you? - What are you doing here? 1061 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,420 - What? - We were supposed to go 1062 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:48,100 on the horseback ride from Beachwood Canyon to Glendale. 1063 00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,540 How could you forget that? 1064 00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:52,580 - It was sunset. - Oh. 1065 00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:55,660 Yeah, I'm sorry. I had a meeting here 1066 00:52:55,740 --> 00:53:00,020 with my boss. Mr. Stack, this is my girlfriend, Amanda. 1067 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:03,060 Yeah, except you didn't know I was gonna be here tonight. 1068 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:04,900 How very nice to meet you, Amanda. 1069 00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:06,820 I'm Barry Stack. 1070 00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:08,220 Is this true, Spencey? 1071 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:11,020 It's, um... What was the question? 1072 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:14,260 Well, obviously you didn't invite me to your party. 1073 00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,500 I mean, apparently I'm just a little too young. 1074 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:18,300 All the women out there are really old. 1075 00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:20,780 Why are you partying with a bunch of 50-year-olds? 1076 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,140 Are you into old ladies, Spencey? 1077 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,300 What? No. 1078 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,130 I... I don't know what she's talking about. 1079 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:30,780 I-I-I-I-I I don't know... I don't know how to thank you enough, Barry, 1080 00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:34,180 for this letter of recommendation. It just means the world to us. 1081 00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,940 No thanks necessary, Fred. 1082 00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,700 Anyway, after all is said and done, 1083 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,580 I think Spencey's gonna earn that letter. 1084 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:43,340 Of course... of course... Of course he is. Of course, of course. 1085 00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:53,180 Let's go. Let's... 1086 00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,540 Oh. 1087 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,540 Good night, Spence. 1088 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:04,140 - Spence, what's going on? - It's not... 1089 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:05,980 Isn't she a little old for Marco Polo? 1090 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,500 Daniela, wait! 1091 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:10,220 Spence? Spence! 1092 00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:15,740 I had no idea he would be here, I swear. 1093 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,060 Don't go. 1094 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,100 Spence, I'm sorry. You're a really nice guy, 1095 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:21,020 but I don't want anything here, okay? 1096 00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,396 - Come on, can't we just talk about it? - Good night, Spence. 1097 00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,060 What the...? 1098 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:27,340 You're not over him yet, are you? 1099 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:28,540 Spence? 1100 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,340 Are you having a relationship with this old lady? 1101 00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:36,100 Oh my Go... you know, I would expect this from Hogan, okay? 1102 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:38,740 He's... he's sick! But you? 1103 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:41,540 Amanda, not now, just go home. 1104 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,100 - Daniela, wait! - ( gasps ) 1105 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:49,140 You're a fucker, Spence! 1106 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,500 Good morning, guys. Your applicants are here. 1107 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:13,460 ( Whispering ) What? 1108 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:14,940 They're not supposed to come here. 1109 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,540 Thank you very much, sweetheart. 1110 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:18,940 I think we can take it from here. Gentlemen? 1111 00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,620 So, tell us why 1112 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:24,940 you want to be members of Cougar Club. 1113 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,700 Well, it's like... I've been fantasizing 1114 00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:30,220 about my mom's friends for a long time. 1115 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,140 - So has he. - Mm-hmm. 1116 00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:35,220 Right. Welcome. 1117 00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:38,780 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 1118 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:42,140 - Congratulations. - Why don't you guys read these over? 1119 00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:44,580 A couple times. Get the hell out of here. 1120 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:55,460 That's 345 and 346. We've more than tripled our membership. 1121 00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:57,660 It's just like you said. 1122 00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:59,740 - La-la-la! - You know I don't like that. 1123 00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:01,860 - What? - This, gross. 1124 00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:05,900 So I look at the question and the answer just seems to pop into my head. 1125 00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:08,420 And I've been here so many times before, 1126 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,020 - and I go blank, so... - Oh! Okay okay. 1127 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,980 ( Clears throat ) Is it a foot? 1128 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:15,260 Mm-hmm. 1129 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,300 Oh hell no. 1130 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:21,660 No, try it, it's good. 1131 00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:24,780 Have you tried the toenail? It's a secret ingredient. 1132 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,620 What the...? What is this? 1133 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:28,900 Guys, I passed the bar. 1134 00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:31,300 - No, you didn't! - I did. 1135 00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:32,700 Way to go, man. 1136 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,140 ( Grunts ) 1137 00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:36,100 I couldn't have done it without you guys. 1138 00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:37,780 - Oh. - Cougar Club... 1139 00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:40,060 I swear... changed my life. 1140 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:42,140 - That's sweet, man. - Isn't he sweet? 1141 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:44,900 - It's true. - Oh. 1142 00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:46,300 Hey, okay. 1143 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,740 Okay, all right, Karl. 1144 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,300 ( laughs ) 1145 00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:51,860 Have some celebratory cake. 1146 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:55,460 Well well well. Congratulations, butt-licker. 1147 00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:56,980 Thanks, Mr. Archibald. 1148 00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:58,820 ( Grunts ) 1149 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,100 And your wife. Thank her for me too. 1150 00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:06,020 Stack: Attention shit turd 1151 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:07,740 and shit-turd's friend. 1152 00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:10,300 Put down the fucking snacks and get in here. 1153 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:14,260 Oh, and a special congratulations to douche bag. 1154 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:17,420 I never thought you'd pass. 1155 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:22,500 He knew my name. 1156 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:30,540 ( Door opens, closes ) 1157 00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,500 Assignment time. 1158 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:57,260 I need you shit turds to go to I Oberman's house with a camera. 1159 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,940 His address is in the folder. 1160 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,260 I have knowledge he does hookers by the pool 1161 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,620 on Wednesdays at 3:00. 1162 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,820 Take pictures and bring them back to me. 1163 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:06,380 Go! 1164 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,940 You are aware, sir... 1165 00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,380 Are you speaking to me? 1166 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:14,140 - It's not what... - ( speaks gibberish ) 1167 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,980 Spence? 1168 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,260 By the way, I was wondering if you were able 1169 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:28,620 to finish my letter of recommendation? 1170 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,420 Not yet, shit turd. 1171 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:34,340 Do you know when you might be able to finish it? Because I really... 1172 00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,620 You'll know when you're fucking looking at it! 1173 00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,900 Okay! Yeah. 1174 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:41,060 We will know that when we're looking at it. 1175 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,900 We look forward to that. 1176 00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:44,940 ( Whispers ) Don't kill the asshole yet. 1177 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,740 ( Door opens, closes ) 1178 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,980 Look what I found in shit-turd friend's backpack. 1179 00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:55,940 "Cougar Club"? 1180 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,500 Hmm. 1181 00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,740 I think our wives are involved in this. 1182 00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:04,020 ( Girls hooting, splashing ) 1183 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:07,580 ( Camera clicking ) 1184 00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:14,020 I can't believe she's still in love with that fucking guy. 1185 00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:17,100 Why won't she call me back? 1186 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,300 Conrad's wife won't stop calling me. 1187 00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,500 It's like, "Dude, 1188 00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:22,380 leave me the fuck alone." 1189 00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:24,140 ( Camera clicking ) 1190 00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:29,380 Your mind should be dug out and studied, man. 1191 00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:31,260 Why? 1192 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:33,380 I know what I like. 1193 00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:36,580 Oh, ladies, I gotta go pull on my bow. 1194 00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,860 Spence: What is that? 1195 00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:44,500 That, my friend, is a gold lamé banana hammock. 1196 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,180 No. 1197 00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,140 No, that's a bow and arrow. 1198 00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:56,300 Gardener: Ay, caramba. 1199 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,580 Oh shit. 1200 01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:07,940 - ( Boys grunting ) - Who the fuck? 1201 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,500 ( Groaning ) 1202 01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:27,860 Oh, sorry, shit turds. 1203 01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:30,100 I heard you got banged up a little, 1204 01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:33,380 but the firm really appreciates you going that extra mile. 1205 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:36,900 And hey, I'll write that letter of recommendation 1206 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,220 real soon. 1207 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,780 - Everyone's paid up. - Okay. 1208 01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:44,476 - Cool cool cool. - Thanks for checking, Karl. 1209 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,020 - You all right? - Yeah. Ahem. 1210 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:50,500 Hello, Cougar Club. 1211 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,460 ( Cheering ) 1212 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:59,060 All right, nice to see you guys showed up here today. 1213 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:02,020 Let's talk about it. 1214 01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:03,860 How great was pool party? 1215 01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:06,060 ( Cheering ) 1216 01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:12,380 How about Film-Your-Own- Threesome Thursdays? 1217 01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:17,020 I'm gonna take it down a notch here 1218 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,236 because some of you are a little skittish about this one... 1219 01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:21,427 You're regretting it now... A little something called 1220 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:24,980 "Midnight Graveyard Cougar Hunt." 1221 01:01:29,020 --> 01:01:30,580 Oh yeah! 1222 01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:34,140 All right, all right. So now, as all of you know, 1223 01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:36,700 September 19th 1224 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:40,860 is our big Cougar Club extravaganza 1225 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:42,660 in Beverly Hills. 1226 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,820 That's right. Okay, guys, 1227 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,940 so it just comes down to this... Simple. 1228 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:50,980 Don't be pussies, take care of your cougars, 1229 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:52,460 'cause they take care of you. 1230 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:57,500 ( All chanting ) Cougar cougar cougar... 1231 01:01:57,580 --> 01:02:00,820 ( girl hooting ) 1232 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,220 Hello, BMW. 1233 01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:19,020 Nice. A Lexus. 1234 01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:24,140 Ah. Miss Cadillac. Very nice. 1235 01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:27,140 Ooh. ( growls ) Jaguar. 1236 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:29,860 - Spence: Oh yeah. - Hogan: Come over and sort you out. 1237 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,980 ( Growls ) 1238 01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:36,340 Oh shit, it's the Trans Am. Hide me. 1239 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,140 Hey, Hogan. 1240 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:41,180 Still ain't moving, baby. Yeow! 1241 01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:42,900 Look at that. 1242 01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:47,380 - Hey. - You know it, I'll show it. 1243 01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,860 Whoo! 1244 01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:53,380 - Welcome. - Guess Daniela didn't come with her. 1245 01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:56,420 Okay, Cameron, pay up. 1246 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,340 ATM's inside. Here you go. 1247 01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,860 Tried to run one by Karl? Not gonna happen, pal. 1248 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:02,620 He's got eyes like a hawk. 1249 01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:07,420 Look at her. Here she comes, there she goes. 1250 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,900 ( Hip-hop music playing ) 1251 01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,940 Hey! 1252 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:36,900 Karl. Karl. Did you... you swipe this guy in? 1253 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,540 Ooh! 1254 01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:42,540 No, I... no, I don't know how he got in here. 1255 01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:44,260 - No. - Cougar crasher. 1256 01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:46,860 ( Making lewd noises ) 1257 01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:50,300 Well, look at you, baby. Hey. 1258 01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:52,260 Um, can I see your Cougar card? 1259 01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:53,660 Cougar card? 1260 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:57,036 I'm gonna have to pull him away for a sec, will you excuse us? 1261 01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,060 Sure. 1262 01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:00,476 This is a private party, and I'm really sorry, members only. 1263 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,340 - You're gonna have to go. - Come on, man. 1264 01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:06,740 That girl, she wants me. I can get with her in like five minutes. 1265 01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:09,740 Well, unfortunately, only members get that chance. 1266 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:10,900 Members only. 1267 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:13,220 Well, what do I got to do to become a member? 1268 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:16,900 Well, I mean, there's a whole extensive screening process. 1269 01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:19,540 My partner and I have to interview you... 1270 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:21,100 And then if they approve, 1271 01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:24,860 - then you pay a fee of like... - $3,000 to join, 1272 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:27,540 and then there is individual fees for each event. 1273 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,180 Great, I've interviewed. 1274 01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:32,380 I just won like, five grad cash at one of the Indian casinos. 1275 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:35,740 I'll slide that your way, and then I'll be a member. 1276 01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:38,020 Okay. 1277 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:41,060 - $5,000? - Come here. Come here! 1278 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:42,940 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1279 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:46,820 Let's... just hold on just a second, Cindy. 1280 01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,180 Hold. 1281 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:50,700 Meet my partner, we'll finish this transaction, all right? 1282 01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:51,989 - All right. - Right this way. 1283 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:54,420 - After you, sir. Please, after you. - That's fine. 1284 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,940 Attaboy. 1285 01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:06,140 What the hell are you doing over here, man? 1286 01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:08,380 - I can't fuckin' believe it. - What? 1287 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:10,460 Spence: She's here with him. 1288 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,700 Oh damn. 1289 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:14,180 I'm so sorry, man. 1290 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,476 Look, just real quick, I got something I got to ask you. 1291 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,060 - Now? - Yeah, just two seconds. 1292 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:21,420 There's this guy here and he's willing to pay five grand tonight 1293 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,660 to join Cougar Club. What do you think? 1294 01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:25,940 Spence, what do you think? 1295 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,900 - It's... it's fine. - Yeah? 1296 01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:29,340 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. 1297 01:05:29,420 --> 01:05:30,980 Damn, so sorry. 1298 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,500 - Okay. - Yes, sir. 1299 01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,580 - Now look, my friend is busy here. - Okay. 1300 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,300 Okay? But he's gonna give you a shot... 1301 01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:37,660 - Oh. - ...on this, all right? 1302 01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:39,380 - One shot. - Wow. 1303 01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:43,060 So... so basically I give you this... 1304 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:47,020 5,000 bucks and I get to go nail that hottie? 1305 01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:50,780 You are a charmer. Yeah, you get to nail that cougar. 1306 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:53,060 - Cougar. Eh... - Cougar. 1307 01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:54,500 Cougar. 1308 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:55,660 Nice. 1309 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,740 It's there. 1310 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:01,300 - Welcome to Cougar Club. - All right. 1311 01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:02,700 Welcome to Cougar Club, man. 1312 01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:03,796 - Ow! - Hey, what are you... 1313 01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,340 - What the hell? - I'm Detective John Butler. 1314 01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,140 You're both under arrest for pandering. 1315 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,500 - What? - Beat it, douche bag. 1316 01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:11,020 Oh my... God, he knew my name! 1317 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,596 Butler: You both have the right to remain silent. 1318 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:14,396 - Anything you say... - Policeman: Turn around. 1319 01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,140 ...can and will be used against you. 1320 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:19,580 - Blah blah blah blah blah... - No way, not the shit turds. 1321 01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:22,940 Officer, these boys work for me. Why are they being arrested? 1322 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,396 - Butler: Pandering. - ( Stack gasps ) 1323 01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,860 Wow, you think you know people. 1324 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:29,500 You hear that, honey? Pandering! 1325 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:33,380 Should I put that in your recommendation letter, Spencey? 1326 01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,140 Whoo! 1327 01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:43,940 Here's your car, boys! 1328 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,180 Amanda said if I kept associating with you, 1329 01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:50,302 it would eventually destroy me, and she was right. 1330 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,140 Oh, so, this is all my fault? 1331 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,060 I did all this by myself? 1332 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,860 'Cause you were there. You said, "Fine." 1333 01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:58,420 I wasn't even looking at you when I said it. 1334 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,740 Obviously, I had other things on my mind. 1335 01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:03,100 Do you not see how much I lose in this thing? 1336 01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,380 Is that not perfectly clear to you? 1337 01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:08,980 Yale? Totally fucked. My job? Fucked. 1338 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,940 Oh, what, I didn't lose my job? 1339 01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,556 - ( laughs ) - No, I didn't lose my job? 1340 01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,620 Don't even pretend that meant anything to you, 1341 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,340 because you don't have to care about anything, Hogan. 1342 01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:19,500 You have no responsibilities, no obligations, 1343 01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:21,756 no one breathing down your fucking neck every day of your life 1344 01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:23,876 demanding you do something acceptable so their friends 1345 01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:26,220 won't think badly of them when they're asked about you. 1346 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,842 You don't even live in your own house. 1347 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,436 - You know what your problem is? - What? 1348 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,996 You're a fucking pussy, Spence. Yeah. 1349 01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:34,100 You let people breathe down your neck and tell you what you should feel 1350 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:37,340 and what you should be and what you should do with your life. 1351 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,580 My advice: Grow up, and be a man. 1352 01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:41,660 All right, you know what? I'm done. 1353 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,860 Uh, hey... 1354 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:50,420 You know, I've always, I've always wondered 1355 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,700 what it would be like to have my dick in a man. 1356 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:55,540 ( laughs ) 1357 01:07:57,180 --> 01:08:00,220 ( Siren wails ) 1358 01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:17,020 I can explain. 1359 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:21,180 Just get in. 1360 01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:32,660 Come on, let's go. 1361 01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:35,180 You, stay. 1362 01:08:58,620 --> 01:09:01,580 Man on TV: So goodbye, Susie. Goodbye. 1363 01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:03,260 - Jack. - Goodbye. 1364 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,380 Jack, please. 1365 01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,900 Jack! Don't do this. 1366 01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:15,460 All right, Will, what do you have for me? 1367 01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:18,860 Will: Next, State of California versus Holmes 1368 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,940 and Hogan lll. 1369 01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:36,100 Representing ourselves, are we? 1370 01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:59,140 Uh-huh. 1371 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,700 You're late, counsel. 1372 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,300 Yes. Yes, uh... 1373 01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:04,220 How do your clients plead? 1374 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,540 I think I have that. 1375 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,380 Uh, just... 1376 01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:09,716 - Not guilty, dude. - Not guilty. 1377 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,700 Not guilty, dude. 1378 01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,900 Very well. 1379 01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,780 Your court date will be set for... 1380 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:21,660 three weeks from today... 1381 01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:23,060 dude. 1382 01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,620 - ( Bangs gavel ) - Next. 1383 01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:32,540 Hey... hey, don't worry. 1384 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,180 I've done all the research. 1385 01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:38,380 I think I can convince the judge to drop the charges. 1386 01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:40,820 See? 1387 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,100 Karl, your shoes don't match. 1388 01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:46,780 Oh, fuck! 1389 01:10:46,860 --> 01:10:49,060 I hope the judge didn't notice. 1390 01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:50,980 Oh shit. I've gotta get back to work. 1391 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:52,660 Archibald's gonna be on my ass. 1392 01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:55,180 Uh, bye. I'll see you later, Hogan. 1393 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,420 Ah! Ha-ha! Hee-hee! 1394 01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:01,460 Think he was a wise choice for an attorney? 1395 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:03,420 - He's a free choice. - Yeah. 1396 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:05,260 See, it won't close. That's the problem. 1397 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,340 - So how are you? - Good. 1398 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:13,540 Yeah, I'm moving in with Amanda this weekend. 1399 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:14,980 - Really? - Yeah. 1400 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:17,260 She's been really supportive. 1401 01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:18,740 - Wow. - Yeah. 1402 01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:23,140 - Is that really what you want? - I don't know, Hogan. 1403 01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:27,220 I need to go to law school and get something going with my life. 1404 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,420 - Yeah, well... - Yeah. 1405 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,540 Bye, Hogan. 1406 01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:39,820 ( Cheering on TV ) 1407 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,860 Hey, Karl. 1408 01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:50,220 Hey. 1409 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:00,060 Another one of those in the freezer? 1410 01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,980 Yeah, the Salisbury steak, it's all yours. 1411 01:12:02,060 --> 01:12:04,460 Nice distance. 1412 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:18,180 So did the three-headed monster give you any shit about taking a long lunch? 1413 01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:19,780 - ( Beeps ) - Karl: No. 1414 01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:21,700 There was other stuff going on. 1415 01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:26,740 What other stuff? 1416 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,060 What, they know... They know you're a member? 1417 01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:30,980 - No. - What? 1418 01:12:31,060 --> 01:12:33,540 No way. They know about you and Archibald's wife? 1419 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:36,660 No, they know about you and Conrad's wife. 1420 01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,060 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1421 01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:42,140 Yeah, I heard him say he's gonna divorce her, 1422 01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:44,700 and then he spent the rest of the day trying to find out 1423 01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:46,860 if you owned a car. 1424 01:12:46,940 --> 01:12:48,274 And when he found out you didn't, 1425 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:50,556 he said it was a good thing, 'cause if you did, he'd find it, 1426 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,580 plant a bomb in it, and quote, 1427 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,460 "blow you beyond dental records." 1428 01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:56,260 He said that? 1429 01:12:56,340 --> 01:12:58,060 - Uh-huh. - ( laughs ) 1430 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,340 Well, that's a fucking bona fide terrorist threat, 1431 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,180 punishable by like, 25 years. 1432 01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:04,460 I don't know. I could look it up. I don't know. 1433 01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:06,260 Think you could get him to say it again? 1434 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:07,900 I don't know. 1435 01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:10,940 No, I know you don't know, but if I sent you in there with a body wire, 1436 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,820 you could provoke him into repeating it, couldn't you, Karl? 1437 01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:16,260 Oh God. I don't know. I mean... 1438 01:13:16,340 --> 01:13:18,340 You know what? Okay, I want to, but I... 1439 01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,100 Karl, don't help me, okay? 1440 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,940 Fuck me, this is about the club. 1441 01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:24,316 Where would you be without the club, Karl? I'll tell you where you'd be: 1442 01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:26,260 You're be fucking files Q through R. 1443 01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:27,820 Don't go back there. 1444 01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:30,100 The paper cuts haven't even healed yet, have they? 1445 01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:33,860 No. Come on. 1446 01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:36,780 From the top rope, baby. Top ropes. 1447 01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:37,900 Yes! 1448 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,460 - ( Knocks on door ) - Stack: Come in! 1449 01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:49,980 Uh, hello, Mr. Stack. 1450 01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:53,140 - Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald. - ( curtain remote beeping ) 1451 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,020 What do you want, douche bag? 1452 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,100 May I... 1453 01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:59,780 you know... 1454 01:14:00,820 --> 01:14:03,220 How do you... how do you do this? I don't know. 1455 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:05,260 - Ah... oh! - ( door closes ) 1456 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:08,140 All right, there we go. 1457 01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:11,860 Hmm, um... I just couldn't help but hear 1458 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:14,300 your conversation yesterday about 1459 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,900 Marshall Hogan and how he, 1460 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:18,620 you know, did stuff with your wife. 1461 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,556 What did you say about my wife? You don't understand! 1462 01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,580 - ( Squealing ) - Huh? I will rip your dick off 1463 01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:25,076 and shove it up your ass! You hear me, you scrawny little bastard? 1464 01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:26,300 No, I'm on your side. 1465 01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:28,940 Let's hear what the butt-licker has to say. 1466 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,700 ( Feedback ) 1467 01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:36,900 - Speak, Karl. - Okay. 1468 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:40,460 Well... I saw him this morning. 1469 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:42,700 So I couldn't help but notice that he had... 1470 01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:46,380 He was driving this '91 convertible Camaro 1471 01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:49,780 that was red. And so I said, you know, "Hey, nice car." 1472 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,516 And he said, you know, "Hell... uh, thank you. 1473 01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:53,540 Yeah, it's brand new, I just got it today." 1474 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:57,220 So, on impulse, I then took out my work pen... 1475 01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:59,380 Which I brought back... 1476 01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:01,580 And I wrote down his license plate number 1477 01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:04,060 while he was driving away, because you said 1478 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:08,540 that if he owned a car, you would... 1479 01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:11,140 Oh darn, what was it? 1480 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:13,460 What... what did you say? I ca... I can't remember. 1481 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:16,540 I said I'd put a bomb in it and blow him up beyond dental records. 1482 01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:18,940 Get to the fuckin' point, Karl! 1483 01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:22,420 I just thought you should know that he owns a car now. 1484 01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,860 And that... 1485 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:27,420 this is his... 1486 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,660 license plate number and current address. 1487 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:33,220 How nice of you, butt-licker. 1488 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,580 - Way to look out for the team. - Oh. 1489 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,660 Oh, thank you, Mr. Stack. 1490 01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:43,860 - Yes. - Hey, shit turd? 1491 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,260 Why so forthcoming? 1492 01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:49,020 Uh-oh. Uh, well, 1493 01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:53,580 you know, my mom, she used to cheat on my father 1494 01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:55,020 - constantly. - Fucking slut. 1495 01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,580 No, she... okay, all right, yeah. 1496 01:15:57,660 --> 01:15:59,820 She... and I want, uh... 1497 01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:02,620 I don't want anyone to have to suffer that kind of indignity, 1498 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:06,980 be it you, Mr. Stack, or Mr. Conrad, or for that matter, 1499 01:16:07,060 --> 01:16:09,460 Mr. Archibald. So... ah! 1500 01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:12,300 Ah! Ow, oh! 1501 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,380 Conrad: Go fuck yourself, Karl! 1502 01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:15,740 Thank you. 1503 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:21,020 That's lunch. 1504 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:22,740 All-you-can-eat sushi, strip bar. 1505 01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:23,940 In. 1506 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,740 Thanks for letting us use your car. 1507 01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:32,660 I promise, bomb squad'll reverse anything before it explodes. 1508 01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:34,620 Oh, that's okay, baby. 1509 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:37,180 I'm just glad I could be of some help. 1510 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,980 That's my Gladys. 1511 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:41,100 It's good to see you. 1512 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,820 You too, Marshall. 1513 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:47,700 Now, no bombs have been promised here, okay? 1514 01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:49,380 I just delivered the information. 1515 01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,860 There's no guarantee they're gonna use it at all. 1516 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:55,740 I mean, the whole threat can be a threat, and... 1517 01:16:55,780 --> 01:16:58,300 - Holy shit! - ( tires screech ) 1518 01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,100 Fuck! They're here. 1519 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,500 They're here. Fuck fuck! 1520 01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:04,060 Look at this, fuck! Oh my fucking God. 1521 01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:06,620 My God. Oh my... 1522 01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:08,220 Look at that fucking... look. 1523 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:10,500 - Holy shit. - Stack: Go go go. 1524 01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:14,660 Karl: Oh my God. I am gonna shit my pants. 1525 01:17:14,740 --> 01:17:16,300 Oh! 1526 01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:19,300 No, Lord! They meant it! They actually meant it! 1527 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:21,420 ( Hogan whispers ) Shh! Of course they meant it. 1528 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,316 You ever see what happens to people in the divorce who aren't their clients? 1529 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:26,596 - Now calm your shit down. - Gladys: There are two of them. 1530 01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:29,100 No no no, I think that one's a monkey or something. 1531 01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:31,180 You think it's Mr. Stack and Mr. Conrad? 1532 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:33,700 - They might have hired people. - Circus people. 1533 01:17:33,780 --> 01:17:35,980 Yeah. 1534 01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:40,780 Oh, they're highly organized. 1535 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:43,580 ( Sirens wailing ) 1536 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,660 ( Guns cocking ) 1537 01:17:45,740 --> 01:17:47,300 Freeze, you little freak! 1538 01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:49,580 - ( All sigh ) - They got 'em. 1539 01:17:49,660 --> 01:17:51,940 - You're going down! - ( laughing ) 1540 01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:54,300 I swear to God I'll blow your brains out! 1541 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,380 ( Dolly mumbles ) 1542 01:17:56,460 --> 01:17:58,020 Ah! 1543 01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,460 Hey, don't move there! 1544 01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:02,500 I had no... I... I didn't call them. 1545 01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,620 Oh yeah, that's the baby. 1546 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:08,260 - Don't do it! - Down down down down down! 1547 01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:10,060 Gun down! Right now! 1548 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,020 - ( Tears ) - Shit! 1549 01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:21,540 Mommy. 1550 01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:24,540 - Down down down down down! - Ah! 1551 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,660 Down down down down down! 1552 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,860 Amanda: Spencey, will you get that? 1553 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:41,140 I'm on the phone with the wedding planner. 1554 01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:44,900 Hold on a second, Rita. Spence? 1555 01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:47,100 I thought he didn't have our address. 1556 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:48,556 - Please, just... - I want him gone. 1557 01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:49,660 - Okay. - I mean it! 1558 01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:52,420 - Okay! - Sorry. Mom gave me the address. 1559 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,260 I... figured she would. 1560 01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:56,940 Hi. 1561 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,460 Thanks. Oh. 1562 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:06,060 - Really? - Yeah. 1563 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:09,020 She's thrilled. It's really... 1564 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:10,940 It's a dream come true. 1565 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:13,660 - Well, congratulations, Spence. - Thanks. 1566 01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:16,060 Red roses? No no, nobody said anything about red roses. 1567 01:19:16,140 --> 01:19:18,820 I want perfect white calla lilies. 1568 01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,180 Write it down! 1569 01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:23,740 - And I'm going to law school. - Really? That's great. 1570 01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:26,260 Yeah, Baker accepted me a while ago, so I'm gonna go. 1571 01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:27,660 I mean, it's not Yale, 1572 01:19:27,740 --> 01:19:29,500 but hey, my dad understands 1573 01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:31,940 - and Amanda's all for it. - Yeah. 1574 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:35,220 Well, I'll get out of you two lovebirds' hair in just a minute, 1575 01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:37,700 but I... I just wanted to see your face 1576 01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:39,540 when I showed you this. 1577 01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:49,060 ( Whispers ) No way. 1578 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:51,140 And get... 1579 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,100 Get this... They searched Conrad's desk. 1580 01:19:54,180 --> 01:19:56,300 They found one of our Cougar Club folders. 1581 01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:59,180 Those bastards knew about our extravaganza all along. 1582 01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:00,940 The whole thing was a setup. 1583 01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:02,740 Oh my gosh. What does Karl say? 1584 01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:04,620 Well, in light of what's happened, 1585 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,516 he's arranged a little meeting with Judge Emerson 1586 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:09,420 to review our case. And he wants to talk with us right now. 1587 01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:14,700 Everything's gonna be fine. 1588 01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:16,940 Hey, I'll call you back. 1589 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:18,820 Hi. Hey. 1590 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,436 - Hey. - Where the hell are you going? 1591 01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:23,060 I... just gotta go meet my lawyer. 1592 01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:24,140 With him? 1593 01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:26,380 - Well, yeah. - I... 1594 01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:30,180 Spence, I thought we talked about this. 1595 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:33,300 If you want to be married to me, then no more Hogan... 1596 01:20:33,380 --> 01:20:34,540 Permanently! 1597 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:36,940 ( Mutters ) Fuck you, bitch. 1598 01:20:37,020 --> 01:20:38,620 ( Chuckling ) 1599 01:20:40,900 --> 01:20:42,780 - Oh. - ( Amanda chuckles ) 1600 01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:45,460 Mwah! 1601 01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,180 I'm sorry, Amanda. 1602 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,860 I mean, I... I never even asked you to marry me. 1603 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,940 Here. 1604 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:56,340 Wait. 1605 01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:59,820 But wait, Spence, but... You complete me! 1606 01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:02,180 - God, I almost did that, didn't I? - Yeah. 1607 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:05,340 Shake it off, brother. The bullet to the forehead's been dodged. 1608 01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:09,060 Spence! Come back! Ahh! 1609 01:21:09,140 --> 01:21:11,540 So what's the deal with this judge? 1610 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:14,780 Margaret Emerson. You saw her at the plea hearing. 1611 01:21:14,860 --> 01:21:17,500 She's a nasty one, real ball-breaker type. 1612 01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:22,060 But when she heard about the recent arrest at the law firm, 1613 01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:24,300 the almost-certain setup at the hotel, 1614 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,180 she seemed intrigued. 1615 01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:27,740 - Oh. - ( stomach growling ) 1616 01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:29,380 Oh shit. 1617 01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,580 Excuse me, I've gotta... 1618 01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:34,540 Um, you know what? If she comes in, 1619 01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:37,620 just tell her I'll be right back, okay? 1620 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,700 - ( Karl farting ) - Karl, man. 1621 01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:44,020 That's coming from your anal cavity. 1622 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:46,180 Just take an orange pill, it's in the briefcase. 1623 01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:49,380 No, that's okay. It's gonna be the last time. 1624 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:04,900 Spencer Holmes and Marshall Hogan lll. 1625 01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:07,300 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 1626 01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,100 Sit down. 1627 01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:32,220 So... 1628 01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:35,340 I'm supposed to believe that you two punks 1629 01:22:35,420 --> 01:22:37,060 started a club 1630 01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:41,540 so you could hook up with old broads like me. 1631 01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:44,100 Well, are there really any other broads to hook up with? 1632 01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:45,900 ( Both chuckle ) 1633 01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:49,540 Your Honor? May I call you Margaret? 1634 01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:52,740 Margaret, I'm looking at you right now 1635 01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:54,820 and all I want to do 1636 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:57,420 is just jump over this table 1637 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,100 and go to town. I mean, you are a goddess, 1638 01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,196 and I'm sorry if I'm, like, overstepping the bounds 1639 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:03,500 of polite society here, 1640 01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:06,460 but I would make love to you all day and all night, 1641 01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:09,340 until you screamed with an unbearable ecstasy 1642 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,076 - like you've never felt before. - And we, we... 1643 01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:13,060 We want to be very clear. In no way did we ever 1644 01:23:13,140 --> 01:23:15,580 exchange money for sex in our organization. 1645 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:19,180 We charged membership fees. No different than, uh, meetmart.net 1646 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:21,380 or Christdate.net for that matter. 1647 01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,820 It's just that our target was a little more specific, 1648 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,140 - one could say. - Margaret, 1649 01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:26,580 I'm gonna venture a guess here. 1650 01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:29,060 If I were to come around this table and gently caress 1651 01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:31,980 the back of your neck with my tongue... 1652 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,740 a slight chill would run down your spine? 1653 01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:37,780 Might. 1654 01:23:37,860 --> 01:23:39,740 Wow. Ma'am, this is no pimp operation. 1655 01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:41,436 - No ma'am, no ma'am. - We assure you, it's... 1656 01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:44,076 No ma'am, we're bona fide businessmen with a goal to expand our website 1657 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,420 which... yes, we have a website now. 1658 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:48,260 Eventually we plan to have a magazine 1659 01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:49,916 and then we'll tour around the country, 1660 01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:52,140 branching out to all the major metropolitan areas, 1661 01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:54,220 all so that we can become acquainted 1662 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:55,900 with women such as yourself. 1663 01:23:55,980 --> 01:23:58,460 So sublime, so lush, 1664 01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,860 - seasoned, exquisite. - Really? 1665 01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:02,060 Yeah. 1666 01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:04,500 What about your partner? Does he feel the same way? 1667 01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:06,300 This guy? 1668 01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,420 This guy. Oh my God. And then some. 1669 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,900 Yeah. Ha. 1670 01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:13,100 Prove it. 1671 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,540 What... oh. 1672 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:36,060 Woman: You drink whiskey 1673 01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:39,340 But I drink wine 1674 01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:45,700 You wear the watch, but I keep the time 1675 01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:52,420 You're so delicious 1676 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:56,460 But I'm tasty, yeah 1677 01:24:58,220 --> 01:25:01,060 You may be fine 1678 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:05,820 - ( moaning ) - But I'm sexy, baby 1679 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:10,740 You may be fine, but I'm sexy 1680 01:25:10,820 --> 01:25:15,220 You may be cute, but I'm sexy 1681 01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:18,980 You may be pretty, but I'm sexy 1682 01:25:19,060 --> 01:25:22,740 But I'm sexy, but I'm... 1683 01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:27,300 You may be fine, but I'm sexy 1684 01:25:27,380 --> 01:25:28,420 You may be cute... 1685 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,100 Hogan: Congratulations, Karl. 1686 01:25:30,180 --> 01:25:32,930 A few more cases, you can actually get a car from the 21st century. 1687 01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,780 Yeah! And a new bike. 1688 01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:36,236 - Stop the car, stop the car. - What? 1689 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:37,860 - Why? Why? - Hmm? 1690 01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:41,140 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 1691 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,700 - I'm not gonna waste gas. - Just give me one second. 1692 01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:47,540 - Karl: Okay. - Hogan: Let us dream. 1693 01:25:48,540 --> 01:25:50,060 Hey. 1694 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:56,100 I'm sorry that I haven't returned your phone calls. 1695 01:25:56,180 --> 01:25:58,620 I... I've just been swamped 1696 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,740 with getting my real estate license. 1697 01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:04,100 It's great to see you. I didn't know if I ever would again. 1698 01:26:04,180 --> 01:26:05,900 I'm glad you're okay. 1699 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,820 Yeah yeah. 1700 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:11,420 We're having a party Saturday night, if you're interested. 1701 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:14,580 It's at 8:00. I'd love to see you. 1702 01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:17,500 Yeah. 1703 01:26:17,580 --> 01:26:19,460 Sounds good. 1704 01:26:19,540 --> 01:26:21,060 Good. 1705 01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:22,980 Maybe. 1706 01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:26,420 Okay, bye. 1707 01:26:31,580 --> 01:26:34,300 ( Woman vocalizing ) 1708 01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:39,340 Let's go... 1709 01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,900 All: Whoa! 1710 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:46,180 Here we go, here we go. 1711 01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,660 - Whoa. - Nice nice. 1712 01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:53,660 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Ho. 1713 01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:57,020 To Stack, Conrad and Archibald. 1714 01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:59,380 - ( Hoots ) - Cheers! 1715 01:26:59,460 --> 01:27:01,060 Bastards. 1716 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:04,620 - To Cougar Club! - Cheers! 1717 01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:06,300 - Oh! - Whoo! 1718 01:27:06,380 --> 01:27:08,100 - Cougar Club! - Damn it, Karl. 1719 01:27:10,380 --> 01:27:12,500 I'm feeling it. Mmm! 1720 01:27:15,940 --> 01:27:17,540 Take a look around. 1721 01:27:17,620 --> 01:27:21,220 This is what can happen when you dare to say yes. 1722 01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:24,300 Couldn't have done it without you. 1723 01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:29,020 True, man. There's so many ways to say yes. 1724 01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:32,140 Yeah, uh-huh, yep, 1725 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:34,380 all right, okay, sure. 1726 01:27:34,460 --> 01:27:35,956 It's not even like foreign languages. 1727 01:27:35,980 --> 01:27:36,980 Hey, Karl. Drink up. 1728 01:27:37,060 --> 01:27:38,620 Thanks, buddy. 1729 01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:44,540 I can't believe it. She's here. 1730 01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:49,060 - Go go go. - I'll be right back. 1731 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:52,020 Let's go, let's go dancing 1732 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,300 Let's go running... 1733 01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:57,300 I am so happy that you're here. 1734 01:27:57,380 --> 01:27:59,380 I wouldn't have missed it. 1735 01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:01,860 Let's go dancing 1736 01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:04,420 - Let's go running - ( Marshall cackling ) 1737 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,500 Let's go 1738 01:28:07,580 --> 01:28:10,780 - Whoa! - Cougar Club! 1739 01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,660 ( All cheer ) 1740 01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:17,620 Oh my boys, I'm so proud of both of you. 1741 01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:20,260 This is what you've worked so hard for, 1742 01:28:20,340 --> 01:28:22,380 and I know it's what you've always wanted. 1743 01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:24,340 - Oh. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 1744 01:28:24,420 --> 01:28:28,100 - Thanks, Mom. - Good luck, boys. 1745 01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:30,220 Eh, now you're men. 1746 01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:31,780 Go and be wise. 1747 01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:33,340 - Yeah. - Thanks, Dad. 1748 01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,260 - ( Stomach growls ) - ( burps, grunts ) 1749 01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:37,660 Not again. Honey, where are the orange pills? 1750 01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,140 - Uh, kitchen. - Sorry. 1751 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:42,220 Fred: Go sow your seed! 1752 01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:43,980 - Thanks, Dad. - All right. 1753 01:28:44,060 --> 01:28:45,820 - Cookies. - Oh. 1754 01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:48,780 Mom, just how I like 'em. 1755 01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,700 ( All sigh ) 1756 01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:52,620 All right. 1757 01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,500 Bye, Mom. 1758 01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:55,860 Bye. 1759 01:28:58,740 --> 01:29:00,340 ( Karl hollers, indistinct ) 1760 01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:01,900 Yeah! 1761 01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:07,420 Teddy: She's ready to roll, boys. 1762 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:09,060 - Mom: I love you boys! - Later, Mom. 1763 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,740 Bye! 1764 01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:11,820 Be careful! 1765 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:13,820 Liberate me 1766 01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:16,500 - Liberate me... - Mm-hmm! 1767 01:29:16,580 --> 01:29:21,500 Liberate me, liberate me... 1768 01:29:21,580 --> 01:29:23,060 Hogan: Bye, Mom! 1769 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:26,860 Around the sun 1770 01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:29,380 On the run 1771 01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:31,060 Nothing can stop me... 1772 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,340 Gardener: Adios, amigos! 1773 01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:34,500 From having my fun 1774 01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:37,100 Liberate me 1775 01:29:37,180 --> 01:29:42,420 Liberate me, liberate me 1776 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,860 Liberate me 1777 01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:50,300 Liberate me, liberate me. 1778 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:54,980 Mom and Dad are home and they're with Barry Stack. 1779 01:29:55,060 --> 01:29:56,060 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1780 01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:57,660 Fuck! 1781 01:29:57,740 --> 01:29:59,620 ( Rock music playing ) 1782 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,860 Ah! 1783 01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:11,660 Ooh. 1784 01:31:15,780 --> 01:31:17,820 - Uh... - Sorry! 1785 01:31:18,860 --> 01:31:19,860 Liberate me, liberate me 1786 01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:29,140 Around the sun 1787 01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:31,580 On the run 1788 01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:34,500 Nothing can stop me 1789 01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:37,100 From having my fun 1790 01:31:37,180 --> 01:31:41,420 Liberate me, liberate me 1791 01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:46,820 Liberate me, liberate me 1792 01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:52,500 Liberate me, liberate me. 1793 01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:55,020 ( Big band music playing ) 1794 01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,180 Ah! 1795 01:33:31,260 --> 01:33:34,020 Mmm. Nuh-uh. 1796 01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:35,500 ( laughs ) 1797 01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:37,020 ( Sighs ) 1798 01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:38,500 ( Glass shatters )